Why Men Are Happier

Your name remains the same after the wedding.
A wedding dress costs $5,000: Tux rental is $100.
The garage is all yours.
You get to play with toys all your life.
You don’t have to ponder which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
Car mechanics tell you the truth.
Chocolate is just another snack.
You can open all your own jars.
You can be president.
You can never get pregnant.
You get extra credit for acts of kindness.
Wrinkles actually add character to your face.
New shoes don’t mangle your feet.
Three pairs of shoes are enough.
Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds.
A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
If someone forgets to invite you, you can still be friends.
Everything on your face remains its original color.
The same hairstyle lasts for years: perhaps decades.
You only have to shave your face.
You get to choose whether or not to grow a moustache.
You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.
One wallet is in style for all seasons.
You can do your nails with a pocketknife.
You can complete Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.

No WONDER men are happier!

Maxim of the Moment

You can’t go forward looking backwards. - Tommy Barnett