Riddles In Life

Why is it called a rush hour when your car barely moves?

If Superman is so clever, why it is his underwear on the outside?

If a 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors?

If it is a circular drive, how do you get out?

Why does sour cream have a “Use by a certain date”? Why does it matter?

Why is it said that when you deliver something by car it’s called a shipment and when you deliver it by boat, it’s called cargo?

How do “Don’t walk on the Grass” signs get there?

Why are cigarettes sold at gas stations when smoking is prohibited?

If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from?

Why do they call it a garage sale when the garage is not for sale?

If a word in the dictionary were misspelled, how would we know?

If you throw a cat out of the car window, does it become kitty litter?

If you take an Asian person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented?

Is it OK to use the AM radio after noon?

What do people in China call their good plates?

What do you call a male ladybug?

What hair color do they put on the driver’s license of a bald man?

When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it

Why didn’t Noah swat those two mosquitoes?

Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?

Why is it called tourist season if we can’t shoot them?

Why isn’t phonetic spelled the way it sounds?

Why are there flotation devices in the seats of planes instead of parachutes?

Have you ever imagined a world without hypothetical situations?

How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work?

You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don’t they make the whole plane out of that stuff?

Why you never read a headline that says “Psychic Wins Lottery”?

If a firefighter fights fire and a crime fighter fights crime, what does a freedom fighter fight?

If you are driving at the speed of light and you turn your headlights on, what happens?

Why don’t sheep shrink when it rains?

What would Geronimo say if he jumped out of an airplane?

Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?

If con is the opposite of pro; is Congress the opposite of progress?

If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?

Why do doctors call what they do, “Practice”?

Why are investors called “Brokers”?

Do cemetery workers prefer the Graveyard shift?

Why does night fall but day breaks?

How can a building burn up as it burns down?

How do you know when your bagpipes need tuning?

If a train station is where the train stops, what is a workstation?

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

In a country of free speech, why are there phone bills?

Why are there no “B” batteries?

How is it possible to have a “Civil” War?

If the #2 pencil is so popular, why is it still number two?

If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?

Why is the alphabet in that particular order? Is it because of that song?

Why is “abbreviation” such a long word?


Maxim of the Moment

He who speaks ill of his wife dishonors himself.