Most theologian’s minds are like concrete:
completely mixed up, poured into a mold,
…and permanently set.
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God created the world in six days and rested on the seventh.
On the eighth, He started hearing complaints.
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One of the pastor’s hardest jobs is training sheep to be shepherds.
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If you sow thorns, don’t go around barefoot.
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Keep your words tender, soft and sweet:
You never know, from day to day, which ones you’ll have to eat.
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Were there no listeners, there would be no backbiters.
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I stayed up all night to see where the sun went after it set…..
….then it dawned on me…….
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The only singer we ever had in our family was a sewing machine.
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