Men Maxims

A self-made man worships his maker.

Man is like a reed, one of the weakest things in nature…but he is a thinking reed.

Man is the only beast which preys systematically on its own species.

Men rule the world: but women rule men.

A man, like a watch, is valued for its works.

Man is the merriest species of all creation. Angels above and below him are serious.

Men are but children of a larger growth.

A man may know all women and understand not one, whereas a woman need know but
one man to understand all men.

Men get wealth and women keep it.

Woman’s instinct is often truer than man’s reasoning.

A man thinks he knows, but a woman knows better.

Men build houses,  but women build homes.

Men fear a slip of their pen, women a slip of their morals.

No man is a match for a woman till he’s married.

Man, in carving his own future, usually finds a woman is the mallet behind his chisel.

Some men die from bullets; some go down in flames…but most men die by inches; playing little games.

Most men go to their graves with their song still in them.

There are but two classes of men, the stationary and the progressive.

Every man is a book, if you know how to read him.

A wise man prizes most the circle formed by the arms of the woman who truly loves him.

A man is more than just a monkey, shaved.

An unmarried man is like a fish without a bicycle.

A man’s life is well spent who can get one woman to fall in love with him for life.

Some women may enjoy being oppressed. Though no one has ever met one, they probably do exist.
  In books. Written by men.

I’ll do anything for my wife…and I have the bills to prove it.